There are not as many sheets of paper on a roll of kitchen towels as there are in a roll of toilet paper.  But kitchen towels are bigger, shred easier and make much better confetti!
     The Dragon looks very old and I was really astounded that she was strong enough to pick me up by the scruff of the neck and give me a good shaking.  She is threatening to dye my confetti black and throw it at my funeral.  I suppose a chicken wing is out of the question?                                            XX Pim