It is quite unbelievable how stupid these humans are.  I am allowed to play out in the afternoons whilst the dragon is mucking out the horses. When she has removed  the droppings, she takes fresh straw round all the stables.  To do this, she has a huge square "dumpy" bag with 4 handles, which she fills with straw and drags round behind her.  She complains to anyone who will listen to her that this year's straw is so much heavier than last year's - without even bothering to look behind her to see that I have either jumped in the bag for a ride, or alternatively, have grabbed a spare handle and am tugging in the opposite direction - good game!  And she has the cheek to say I am not the sharpest tool in the box!!  Now give me that bag.
              XX Pim