Whilst I was "counter surfing", I found an unlocked cupboard!... Inside, a full 2 kilo bag of peanuts and a half full 2 kilo bag of wild bird food - yum yum.  What I didn't know and was soon to find out - peanuts and bird food come out of me in exactly the same condition and constitution they went into me!  Only instead of coming out all at once (like they went in), they come out in dribs and drabs through the whole day!  The dragon's chickens (including 2 bad tempered cockerels), all the pigeons from the barn, 6 magpies and a couple of equally bad tempered crows have all noticed the condition the bird food leaves me.  I have had no peace today.  The dragon says I am like the "Pied Piper" as all these birds flock impatiently after me waiting for me to squat again.  I don't like bird seed!                                                                                 XX    Hen Pecked Pim